Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

"The Thermos Song"
I'm Picking out a Thermos for you, not an ordinary thermos for you.
But the extra best thermos you can buy, with vinyl, and stripes, and a cup built right in.
I'm Picking out a thermos for you, and maybe a barometer too.
And what else can I buy, so on me you will rely, a rear-end thermometer too.

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