Move along, nothing to see here...

note: due to lack of anything real to say, i give you excerpts (did i spell that right?) of an IM conversation i had yesterday. someone posted *smirks insanely* in a chat and i got a little riled. blame it on p.m.s.

~smirks insanely~
can i just say that i hate that on many many levels?
first of all...how do you smirk insanely? it's stupid. totally stupid.
secondly...i am BEYOND tired of all these kids who come in here claiming that they are the darkest, angstiest, most fucked up kid around. please!! you're mundane! we all know it! you aren't evil, the most evil thing you ever do is leave the cap off the toothpaste!
what else do i hate about people in the chat...
oh, i know. the whiners. i swear to god, if i have to see someone going on about how they don't have a girlfriend or any friends irl and their parents are assholes and they're abused one more time...
get over it! jesus, could you try to play the pity card one more time? doesn't it bother you to whine consistently? don't you realize that the reason people don't talk to you anymore is because you never shut up about how miserable your life is???
you know, i'm a giver. really. i'm there with the sympathetic ear and shit. but after the 15th time of you whispering me and saying "no one pays attention to me anymore" you know what? neither do i. i have limits.

and on a somewhat unrelated topic...
next time someone goes off about being gay...think about it this way. the fact that they can't stop talking about it? that's their latent homosexuality seeping through.
yes, that's right. if you have a fixation on, say, anal sex, that pretty much tells me and everyone else you have some "special feelings" you need to get in touch with. it's not that hard to figure out. not that there's anything wrong with that. yeah, so i have no life.

i'm gonna plug some blogs and whatnot that i fit into my daily reads.
damn, this is good...and sacreligious too!
Blogatelle. this woman ruins it for me. no blog can look that good next to hers.

um...that's it for the moment...
why is my son trying to force our cats into very small, very cramped drawers? i'd get my cats declawed, but they don't even scratch him in self defense, it's him refusing to let them go when they're scrabbling desperately to be free, and i can't help but think that he deserves it a little.