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Looking at my counter - and I do, because I'm watching your every move - I see that i'm slowly creeping up on 3,000 hits since I started blogging a little over a year ago. Whether that's impressive or pathetic, I don't know. (I'm wondering how much of that was actually me before I set it to ignore my own I.P., maybe I don't want to know that either.) I don't write anything that's going to change the world, certainly, and I've never been one to indulge in political talk because, while I do my civic duty every 4 years, I could care less a great deal of the time. Oh, I have opinions, but I don't feel the need to discuss them here and get flamed. I can do that with my husband well enough, thank you. What I -do- get are lots of hits from Google with alternately interesting and horrifying search terms. For instance, in the last week I can't count how many times this little gem has popped up. I'm always amused when someone finds my site by looking for "The Thermos Song" or something else...but then there are moments when someone is looking for "erotic biting" or the damn "Nescafe Open Up Song". Then Google will conviently cobble together a few posts and bring me up in the contest of "80 pound girls nude". I have never written about tiny undressed girls, okay? Don't lead those people to me. (I'm not into erotic biting either. That was taken completely out of context, I swear. You believe me, right?) Anyway, I had an idea. When I hit 3,000, you guys buy me stuff, okay? That sounds reasonable to me. I like leather.