Oh, the wacky Japanese...

Japanese Penis Kittens - not for young children! Even though it's not so bad... and for your added enjoyment, translation of the song's lyrics.

Right Hand, I hope our partnership will continue into the new year (Here we go!) Chorus: Massage that penis, massage, massage Massage that penis, massage, massage Two Swinging loose, a sign of manliness Let it swing, swing swing Swing your penis (Here we go!) (Chorus) Three Look at my penis Huge and black and completely unused *sob* (Here we go!) (Chorus) Four Hello, sexy lady Holding my penis, I'm standing by (Here we go!) (Chorus) Five My usual porn sites Powerful right hand, rod of steel (Here we go!) (Chorus) Six I wish I could force my penis Into the Marianas Trench (Chorus) Seven I shall send that unnamed girl My penis, wrapped with a ribbon (Here we go!) (Chorus) Eight Ai-ya, how unpleasant Falling ill is never fun Syphilis, Herpes, Chlamydia (Here we go!) (Chorus) Nine Tonight I have yet another battle to fight I'll take you on all at once, porn pics (Here we go!) (Chorus) Ten It's time to take off---Splort! May my semen soar and reach the moon (Here we go!) (Chorus)

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