Quiz, lifted from John who lifted it from Sahki.

If I were a tree, I would be: A dogwood. They flower in the spring, white and pink blossoms. I love them.

If I were a bird, I would be a: Falcon. Always liked them, don't know quite why.

If I were a machine, I would be a: Juicer. Spearating the delicious juice from the pulp, and by pulp I mean your bones.

If I were a tool, I would be: A useful one.

If I were a fruit, I would be: A Granny Smith apple. Tart and sweet at the same time. Good with caramel on it.

If I were a vegetable, I would be: Spinach. I'm big into spinach right now.

If I were a flower plant, I would be: Snapdragons.

If I were a food/drink, I would be: The best cup of coffee you ever had.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: One of those spring days, when it's still cool , the air is crisp, the sky is blue, and the world just looks brand new.

If I were a stone, I would be: A Ruby. My birthstone.

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: One of the Fates, controlling destinies, cause I know what's best for all of you. Snip snip.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A zitar.

If I were a profession, I would be: A constructive critic.

If I were an animal, I would be: A cat - but back in egyptian times, when they were revered..

If I were a color, I would be: Red. It represents a whole range of emotions and meanings. It seems a safe answer.

If I were a scent, I would be: Freshly cut green grass.

If I were an emotion, I would be: Agitation.

If I were a sound, I would be: Windchimes.

If I were an Element, I would be: Water. It adapts.

If I were a car, I would be: Old school Volkswagon, convertible.

If I were a song, I would be: Separate Ways by Journey. Just because that song always puts me in a good mood.

If I were a movie, I would be: Mallrats.

If I were a place, I would be: A sunlight park bench with a newspaper sitting on the edge.

If I were a material, I would be: Velour, or as I like to call it, generic velvet.

If I were a taste, I would be: Lemonade.

If I were a word, I would be: Sassafrass.

If I were an object, I would be: A good book, or a soft pillow.

If I were a body part I would be: The collarbone.

If I were a facial expression I would be: A straight face that couldn't quite hide the laugh behind it.

If I were a subject in school I would be: Music.

If I were a planet I would be: The moon.

If I were a shape I would be: A figure 8.

If I were a texture I would be: Smooth.

If I were a number I would be: 13. Who says it's unlucky?

If I were a month I would be: November.

If I were a day of the week I would be: Tuesday.

If I were a time of day I would be: Sunrise.

If I were a direction I would be: Forward.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be a: A comfy extra-wide armchair.

If I were a sin I would be: Avarice.

If I were a historical figure I would be: Anne Bolyn. (did I spell that right?)

If I were a liquid I would be: Mercury.

If I were a method of death I would be: A peaceful one.