Fine. You asked for it.

Oh, Johnny Depp. You are too sexy.

So, the highlights of my last week or so? Kris got a call about a job in Washington state. (Please please please. ~Crosses her fingers~)
My father-in-law shot the lawnmower. Three times. In the gas tank. He expressed remorse when it did not explode in a fiery ball.

I'm probably going camping this weekend. I'm hoping for a gift from God, so that I don't have to go. I don't want to be in an even smaller space, enclosed with my in-laws and their annoying as hell dog as well as my own family. Lord. I just want to stay home this weekend, and enjoy 4 peaceful days. Is that possible? Please get back to me asap.

I haven't heard a word about Naomi yet. I wish I knew something. I'm worried. I know she'll be okay, but the waiting is hard. Charlie and I IM each other a few times a day, hoping the other one has talked to her mom.

In closing, I want good things out of life, and I would like them now.