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I could read this site all day. Below, some excerpts.

whenever i'm driving in my car alone and i see a homeless person with a sign on the side of the road begging, i always go to the nearest fast food place to buy a large coke. i then circle back around, take the lid off and throw the drink at the person. i even threw a drink on this family, but it missed the parents and nailed the two kids... i bet they were really sticky for the rest of the day. when i think about it, i start to feel really bad... but then i remember the look on their face and crack up. i'm a tortured soul.

I believe "Lord of the Rings" is real. I know that sounds crazy, but it just seems like it could happen, to me. My mom says that stuff is a pointless waste of time, so I wipe earwax inside the cup before I make her tea. I suppose that makes me a bad person, but I have feelings!

my balls just keep getting bigger. i dont know if it's cancer or what.
it's kinda cool though, makes me feel like some kind of superhero. i want to change my name to 'captain nads'.

when i walk by people in movie theaters or the like, i often will make an effort to fart in their faces. i have become very skilled at silently gassing victims, then scoping out their disgusted response from afar. so far, 5 people have left their seat because of the smell.

Hilarious.