She said Yoo Hoo...

Three of the greatest compliments I've ever gotten (or ones I particularly loved), in no particular order:

1) Greg up at Chadron calling me a "2 bit alternative whore"

2) Craig telling me that I reminded him of the mom from the "Lemon Glo" commercial on SNL.

3) Chris, last night at work. First of all, Chris breakdances - kinda badly - and it's awesome. He served Jacob last weekend, but Jacob wouldn't dance back, so it wasn't on. Anyway, last night I walk in and greet him with the now customary "Hey, it's the slowest bagger in the world!" and he says "Look everybody, it's the Grim Reaper!" I nearly burst with pride. Some of the coolest shit ever.

And while I was searching through my archives for a particular something, I found this.
i wrote a fairy tale.
once upon a time there was a princess who had everything done for her. one morning she woke up and said, "hey, this is a load of crap" and decided to take off. she put on her shoes and walked to the stairs, but since she didn't know how to tie the laces she fell down all 10 stories and died. the end.

Har! I'm funny -and- literate.