Best. Lunch. Ever.

smeg·ma (smgm)
n.

A sebaceous secretion, especially the whitish cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce of the penis or around the clitoris.

Steff: I have never been near a real live uncircumsized penis.
Nomi: They are grossly distorted mental images.
Steff: I'm kind of weirded out by the notion.
Steff: and then there's the whole smegma thing.
Steff: Which frankly makes me want to vomit.
Nomi: -Yes-! You get to learn all about that when you have a little boy....Or a baby brother.
Steff: Ew ew ew
Steff: ~Covers her eyes~
Steff: NONONONONO
Nomi: I don't ever have to deal with it, thank GOD. But I get to be "aware".
Steff: That's rancid and vile and I'm EATING YOGURT
Nomi: ~*DIES LAUGHING*~
Steff: YOU BITCH
Nomi: Oh God, I'm gonna fall out of my chair!!!!
Steff: aW MAN
Steff: How am I gonna...
Steff: Okay, I'm taking a bite. Lemme see if I can manage it.
Nomi: ~*still laughing, can't breathe*~
Steff: Dammit
Steff: I picked it up and looked at it and had to put it down
Nomi: You made me dribble coke down my shirt.
Nomi: Aw, it's just yogurt.
Nomi: Think about something else when you take a bite.
Steff: I can't!
Nomi: lmao.
Steff: It's all "smegma" in my head
Steff: Oh I almost gagged
Nomi: THat is so gross, because I know exactly what you're seeing. And yet it's so funny, I may never let you forget it again.
Steff: There's raspberries in it and they're all goeey and kinda like snot and I almost didn't get it down
Nomi: LMAO
Steff: Brilliant
Steff: OMG I can't eat anymore.
Steff: It tastes funny to me now
Nomi: Stop making me laugh!!