Yes, but Nigella can actually cook...

Whereas I do more floundering and burning. I want to make a Red Velvet cake this weekend. I've never made one, but baking comes a lot easier to me than cooking. I think I need to lay off baking all these desserts, though. Either that or I need to give most of them away. My scale reports that I am enjoying them too much. I want to make a nice chicken curry - any suggestions? Nothing too spicy. Okay, I'm tired, it's my bedtime. I hope I dream about exercising so I shed these cake pounds. An entire cake!! What was I thinking?