June Wrap-up

I saw Transformers: RotF. It was rad. I can't understand the outpouring of hate. It isn't going to win any awards, and some of the jokes/characters/plot was questionable, I'll grant you. But it's a summer blockbuster, for crap's sake. Lower your damn expectations, assholes. Optimus Prime rules hard.

The wedding is over, finally. It was lovely, and I was very glad to be part of it. But thankfully it is now something I can cross off my list as finished, and the various needs associated with it as well. I'm sure the happy couple feel the same way. I'll post a picture or two here when I come across them. Just not the one Luke took, as I purposely made an unattractive face and as a result look terrible in.

Michael Jackson died. Some other people too. Huh.

I was able to go out a while back (A free evening! Amazing!), and saw some good bands (Angels On Acid, Soulless Affection), perused the wares of the fetish vendors on hand. Someone, I won't name names, bought me a collar and a Wartenberg Wheel! I still haven't had a chance to experience it firsthand, but I'm looking forward to it. I picked up a small pair of clamps myself, and I like them just as much as I thought I would.

Tonight is Music in Plymouth, which I went to last year with Rueben and enjoyed. This year I'm taking my two favorite boys in the whole world along with a picnic dinner. I'm really looking forward to it. I like to be entertained for free. Plus, fireworks!!

Take On Me: The Literal Version

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It was glorious.

I have just returned from Red Robin, where I consumed the Royal Red Robin burger. (Photo via this guy on Flickr - thank you, good sir!) Here is how Red Robin describes the burger on their menu:

"This is the aristocrat of all burgers because we crown it with a fresh fried egg. Also, topped with three strips of hickory-smoked bacon, American cheese, crisp lettuce, tomatoes and mayo."

I got mine with no tomato. Red Robin has a customizer on their website, which will tell you the nutritional value of your food - a Royal with no tomato clocks in at 1186 calories.

1186 calories.

That is just the burger. Adding in the steak fries? 1,576. The brownie sundae, which I shared and ended up eating very little of, is not on their website, so I have not included this in my calorie count.

I totally expect to suffer for this later. In fact, toward the end of the burger, the massive amount of grease was already taking its toll. But oh, that first few bites... it was beautiful, I tell you.

SYTYCD

Have I ever mentioned how retarded I am for So You Think You Can Dance? I love it. You should be watching this show.



I am about to embark on a voyage of paperwork and stress. I'm a little excited and a lot nervous. Life has been a series of ups and downs lately, but I'm feeling good about the way things are going.

Sex! Over the phone

Oh YouTube, you're so awesome.

Who wants some free rock?

Then go to nin.com and download The Slip. Trent is the man.

Wow - I forgot I left the blog looking like a mess. I should fix this shit, huh?